IT'SCHA BIRTHDAY!

Dear Readers,

                

               So let’s talk about a hunk named Benjamin Alves, talk about drool worthy guys. He celebrated his birthday in APC! At first when I heard that we were required to attend an event, I immediately groaned (yo I’m a groaner) I do not like attending events, they are just not my cup of tea. So we went to MPH 1 and waited there for the celebrant himself and let me tell you girls it was worth the freaking wait. OH. MY. FREAKING. GOSH. Yoooooooooooooooooooo he is hella cute, google him if you don’t know him. I bet my laptop that he has washboard abs under his shirt. (CLEAN THOUGHTS DUDE! STOP!!!) anyway, the best part of him was the fact that he was a lit. student at Cambodia (????) Maaaaaaaaan. You talented and hot. He actually delivered a slam poem that he made ways back and he actually delivered it quite well (apparently, in slam poetry, when you like something the person said, you have to snap your fingers not clap). Anyway, other than Ben, there were also some students who delivered their slam poems, some of them were actually good.

              

  READERS! Let me share something with you guys, I actually am also a writer of poems so here is a sample. ENJOY.

Mountains’ Face

Water slides down the mountains’ face

Magma sears within

A cave forms deep

Drips, drips, drops

Water slides down the mountains’ face

The heavens look down

Thunder rumbling in their guts

Staring down in disdain

Heavens’ fury descends

Bare, stripped, naked

Left vulnerable, left unguarded

Their fury knows no end

Their wrath will not bend

Red water gushes out the mountains’ face

Magma, festering within

 Walls, already caving in

Red water gushes out the mountains’ face

AYT AYT THREE MORE TO GO! YEAAAAH!