A very sucky review (Read at your own risk)

Dear readers,

               MOVIE REVIEW TIME. What movie you ask? It’s none other than the film called titled “Turn left, turn right”. Directed by Johnnie To and Wai Ka-fai, Turn left, turn right is a very frustrating movie to watch. I swear. I kept face palming and crying obscenities out loud because of the fate of the lead roles. Sure, it’s a pretty unrealistic (I’m a cynic. Sue me) what with the “fate and destiny” theme of the film, but one can’t stop but wonder if those things ever really happen. Ok so guys, I’m going to tell you up front. I hate movie reviews, making them I mean, I do love watching movies, but I hate absolutely abhor to react to them in a verbal way. Because normally, I’d just talk about it with a person whom I watched it with and then digest the rest of it myself. So if someone would ever tell me that I suck at writing reviews, I would first bitch slap the person so freaking hard THEN I’ll admit that I do suck at writing reviews and I’d rather eat nails than do it (a slight exaggeration but it raises my apprehension towards it)

               SOOO… back to the review. I completely hated it and loved it at the same time. It had me biting my nails and totally alert all throughout the duration of the film, it kept on my toes. It made me want to bash my head in or someone else’s. That’d be more fun. And I admit, it made me tear u a bit, don’t judge me! It’s a very emotional movie. I’m nearly at three hundred words! (the minimum for all blog entries) and my misery shall end with the hundredth word, which is all I want right now.

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